export default function Windows98ComicSite() { const comics = [ { title: 'Bug Report #404', issue: 'Issue #12', desc: 'A developer battles the ultimate enemy: Internet Explorer cache.', }, { title: 'Dial-Up Doom', issue: 'Issue #7', desc: 'Uploading one image takes an entire afternoon and three emotional breakdowns.', }, { title: 'Clippy Returns', issue: 'Issue #2', desc: 'He just wants to help. Nobody asked for it.', }, { title: 'Ctrl + Alt + Defeat', issue: 'Issue #21', desc: 'The office LAN party becomes a battlefield.', }, ]; return (
{/* Desktop /}
{/ Sidebar */}

Comic Engine

Dial-Up Connection

{/* Main */}

💥

PIXEL PANIC

Retro comics for digital survivors.

WELCOME TO THE COMIC ZONE

Experience internet-era chaos, floppy disk disasters, and low-resolution heroics. Built with maximum nostalgia and minimal RAM usage.

{comics.map((comic, idx) => (
{comic.issue} COMIC
🖥️

{comic.title}

{comic.desc}

))}

NeoByte99: This site loads faster than my old Pentium.

PixelWizard: Needs more exploding monitors.

CRTQueen: I can hear the modem noises just by looking at this.

{/* Taskbar */}
ComicBook.EXE - Running
12:00 PM
); } function Win98Window({ title, children }) { return (
{title}
_
×
{children}
); }