export default function Windows98ComicSite() { const comics = [ { title: 'Bug Report #404', issue: 'Issue #12', desc: 'A developer battles the ultimate enemy: Internet Explorer cache.', }, { title: 'Dial-Up Doom', issue: 'Issue #7', desc: 'Uploading one image takes an entire afternoon and three emotional breakdowns.', }, { title: 'Clippy Returns', issue: 'Issue #2', desc: 'He just wants to help. Nobody asked for it.', }, { title: 'Ctrl + Alt + Defeat', issue: 'Issue #21', desc: 'The office LAN party becomes a battlefield.', }, ]; return (
Comic Engine
Dial-Up Connection
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Retro comics for digital survivors.
Experience internet-era chaos, floppy disk disasters, and low-resolution heroics. Built with maximum nostalgia and minimal RAM usage.
{comic.desc}
NeoByte99: This site loads faster than my old Pentium.
PixelWizard: Needs more exploding monitors.
CRTQueen: I can hear the modem noises just by looking at this.